GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MY BODY.
Part my legs like they are the Red Sea
Suck on these breasts upon my chest; nourishing fruits from a tree not forbidden
Descend on my body like the Holy Ghost on Pentecost
Let my moans be like the hallelujah and amen from the congregation
Have you started work if I’m not shaking like it’s deliverance Sunday?
Generously give this body orgasms after orgasms, my body is your offering basket and I love a cheerful giver
Baby, stroke this clit like David did his harp. If you do it well, sweet melodies are sure to bless heaven’s door
And when we’re done and our bodies are expelling holy liquids like the tears falling from the eyes of a passionate testifier, we shall hold hands and bodies blessing God for this explosive ministration brought to us on the alter that is my creaking bed.