GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MY BODY.

Part my legs like they are the Red Sea

Suck on these breasts upon my chest; nourishing fruits from a tree not forbidden

Descend on my body like the Holy Ghost on Pentecost

Let my moans be like the hallelujah and amen from the congregation

Have you started work if I’m not shaking like it’s deliverance Sunday?

Generously give this body orgasms after orgasms, my body is your offering basket and I love a cheerful giver

Baby, stroke this clit like David did his harp. If you do it well, sweet melodies are sure to bless heaven’s door

And when we’re done and our bodies are expelling holy liquids like the tears falling from the eyes of a passionate testifier, we shall hold hands and bodies blessing God for this explosive ministration brought to us on the alter that is my creaking bed.

Content Strategist. Ux Writer. I love food, SaaS and sweet red wine.

Content Strategist. Ux Writer. I love food, SaaS and sweet red wine.